i’m not kidding the worst sound ever is the crack in the voice of a person who is about to cry
*goes to bed at 11pm and doesnt fall asleep til 4am*
me: i’m gonna live my life to the fullest!
me: watches 17 episodes of a tv series in a row
Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed
CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP
Well excuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me
I swear I will respond equally as stupid.
THERE IS A FUCKING COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE
I AM HOME ALONE
WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW
tell it to mooove
Hearing somebody tell you that they love you is one thing; knowing their palms start to sweat when you smile at them is another.
Page 1 of 3494